Masters of the Universe (1987)
In big 2026, with the clear and present danger of a new He-Man movie looming, Amazon Prime finally added the […]
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Mortal Kombat (1995)
The end times are upon us, dear reader, and if you needed further proof, then simply look to the cinema
The Monsterverse, ranked!
How did it come to pass that I, a middle-aged, middle-class sophisticate and connoisseur of interwar Czech arthouse cinema, should
Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
The obvious problem with refusing to take meaningful responsibility for your school age son and instead simply plonking him in
The Pope’s Exorcist (2023)
I watched this film in the presence of two small children who were absorbed in Ozzy: The Great Furscape on
Anaconda (1997)
The last film I reviewed for this blog was 1995’s godawful sci-fi action schlockfest Congo and, in a striking coincidence,
Congo (1995)
When I was around 9 years old, my Oedipus complex kicked in and, in a belated identification with my neurotic
Timecop (1994)
In the mid-90s, with the spectacular success of the Terminator films fresh on everyone’s minds, the path to making a
The Quest (1996)
From what I understand, in the second half of the 90s, it all went a bit floppy for Van Damme,
Universal Soldier (1991)
January is a thematic wasteland – it’s not a time for summer blockbusters, sun-kissed Westerns, or autumnal horror movies, so